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6 months ago
Share →: You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

Commentary:
"Oh, the dreaded email strike! ⚡️ It's like a ninja assassin, stealthily disrupting your productive flow. 💻🤦‍♂️ But don't worry, you're not alone in this battle against the inbox invasion! 📧💥 Keep fighting the good fight, brave warrior of productivity! 💪🤺"
6 months ago
Share →: In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

Commentary:
"Looks like America prefers sinking box office records over sinking ships! 🚢🎥😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

Commentary:
🤖😂 "It's a brave new world out there when even our AIs are wheeling and dealing! 🤝 Who needs negotiation skills when we can just sit back and let the bots handle it? 💼💬 Just imagine the conversations our AIs are having behind our backs – probably gossiping about how inefficient we are! 😅 Let's hope they don't team up against us anytime soon! 🤖🤝"
6 months ago
Share →: Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic echo chamber squad! 🙉🙊🙈 Time to shake things up and introduce a little variety into the mix – let's see how the consensus shifts when faced with a different tune! 🎶💬"
6 months ago
Share →: Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

Commentary:
"Romance level: When your presence is so irresistible that someone's inner monologue goes from 'Oh well' to 'My God, why not?' 🌟😂 Who knew you had that effect on people?"
6 months ago
Share →: I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

Commentary:
Who knew emotional eating could break the bank! 🍔💸🤑 Therapy might just be the more budget-friendly option after all. 🛋️💸😂
6 months ago
Share →: I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a classic case of bad luck! 😂 Embracing the bad-boy vibes with a touch of self-awareness! 🙈 Keep it real, even if it's 'bad'! 😜 #BadAtEverything"
6 months ago
Share →: I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

Commentary:
"Who knew the seemingly innocent sound of smacking could be so unsettling? 🙉 Just remember, if someone's smacking bothers you, just imagine they're applauding your presence in a noisy way! 👏😄"
6 months ago
Share →: I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Commentary:
🤷‍♀️ Oh, she's bad alright… at parallel parking, following recipes, hitting snooze on the alarm multiple times… You name it! Looks like being a bad girl is just not her forte. Maybe she should stick to being good at being adorably self-deprecating instead! 😂#BadAtEverythingGoals
6 months ago
Share →: My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Commentary:
Looks like your doctor is speaking in code – with a side of humor! 🌮🍟 Who can resist the siren call of Taco Bell over the golden arches? You're on your way to a healthier diet, one crunchy taco at a time! 🌮🤣 #TacoTuesdayGoals