Commentary:
"Hope this email finds you doing well! 💌 Well, guess what, the email found me, so I must be unwell! 🤒 Maybe it should've brought some virtual chicken soup instead. 🐔😂"
133 Funny well quotes
“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?
Commentary:
When you see ‘baby on board’, it’s like a polite way of saying ‘please speed up, we have a tiny VIP on board!’ 🚗👶💨 #NeedForSpeed
“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.
Commentary:
"Oh cake, you don't stand a chance against my unstoppable sweet tooth! Resistance is futile 🍰😏 #CakeVsMe #SugarCravings"
“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.
Commentary:
"Dress for the job you want, they said. But nobody warned me about the tutu requirement! 🩰 Guess I'm aiming for Principal Ballerina now? 💃 #CareerGoalsGoneWrong"
I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.
Commentary:
"Googling symptoms: the ultimate rollercoaster ride between 'It's just allergies' and 'Guess I'm a ghost now' 👻🤧 #DrGoogleSays"
Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!
Commentary:
Sweet dreams, lovely humans! Just a friendly reminder that while you're bundling up for the colder nights, some eight-legged friends might be joining you for a cozy slumber party in search of warmth! 🕷️🕸️ Don't worry, they just want a snuggle buddy! 😂💤 #SweetDreamsWithSpiders
Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.
Commentary:
Oh, the classic "hold my beverage" moment! 🤭 Let's watch as Mr. Foolproof faces off against Lady Reality! It's about to get interesting! 🍿💥
Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’
Commentary:
💌 "Might start signing off emails with 'well, I hope you're happy'… because what can be more passive-aggressively polite than wishing someone happiness while low-key questioning their life choices? 😂 Here's to hoping they read between the lines… or emojis!"
Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.
Commentary:
"Having kids is like having a live audience for stand-up comedy… who don't laugh at your jokes 😂🐶"
There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.
Commentary:
"Imagine politicians being chosen like winning lottery numbers – 'And the lucky representative for District 10 is… 42!' 🎲🎉 Who needs campaign promises when you have lady luck on your side? #RandomSelectionForPresidentialElection"