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6 months ago
Share →: Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

Commentary:
Looks like you've been put on the spot with that request! 🎶 Maybe… you should diversify your musical repertoire to keep the peace at home 🤭 Or maybe not! It's always fun to serenade your loved ones with a timeless classic like Wonderwall! 😄🎸
6 months ago
Share →: The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

Commentary:
"Who knew being proven wrong could be so disastrous? 🌪️💨💔 #EpicFail"
6 months ago
Share →: Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Commentary:
Looks like Taylor Swift is pulling some serious mind-control game on your wife! 🧐🎶 Who knew that catchy tunes could be the ultimate weapon of distraction in everyday life? Beware of the "Swiftie" effect taking over your household! 🤣🎵 #TaylorSwiftPsyop
6 months ago
Share →: My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

Commentary:
"Looks like your dog is really leading the way in setting high standards for welcome home parties! 🐶🏆 Maybe take some notes from your fluffy life coach and step up your greeting game! 😄👏"
6 months ago
Share →: Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Commentary:
Hmm, I hope your coworker didn't take that comment as a job application! 🙈 Remember, it's all fun and games until HR gets involved! 😂 #OfficeShenanigans
6 months ago
Share →: What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of trying to decode the mysterious code of ‘what she really wants’ 🤔! Maybe this year, you can dazzle her with a gift so unexpected, it’ll have her questioning whether you’ve been living in an alternate dimension all this time 🚀💫! Who needs the conventional when you’ve got a gift that screams, ‘I meant well, I really did’ 😉💝?"
6 months ago
Share →: My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's stealthily sneaking onto the weekend getaway train! 🕵️‍♂️🚆 Either way, it sounds like a surprise adventure awaits! Just be prepared for the reaction when the secret is out! 😄 #WeekendSurprise
6 months ago
Share →: You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

Commentary:
Sounds like this guy really doesn't have a leg to stand on when it comes to agreeing with his wife! 🙈🤣 It must be tough keeping score when you're running out of fingers to count on! 🤷‍♂️😂
6 months ago
Share →: Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

Commentary:
Oops! Looks like someone is in the danger zone 🙈📱 Better hurry up and finish typing before things escalate! Remember, happy wife = happy life! 😅👀🔥
6 months ago
Share →: To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

Commentary:
Looks like priorities have shifted from seating comfort to hydration on the go! 🚗💦 Who needs a passenger when you have a trusty cupholder companion? 😅 #HydrationStation