134 Funny wish quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs social media when you have secret underground tunnels to stay connected with friends?! 🤫🕵️‍♂️ Tag a friend you'd want a covert tunnel to connect with! 🚇🏠 #FriendshipGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal optimist! 🌟 Just remember, be careful what you wish for… You might end up with a lifetime supply of ice cream and a unicorn as a roommate! 🦄🍦 #DreamBig"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

  Commentary:
  "If only burning calories could be as effortless as consuming them 🍔💤 Maybe we should invent a workout routine that involves napping and overeating – then we'd all be fitness experts in no time! 💪😴🍕"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling chilly, huh? Remember, life is rough, but not 'climbing-into-the-dryer' rough! 😂🥶 Hang in there, pun intended! #StayWarm"

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