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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

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“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Weddings should have a worst man.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

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Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

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When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

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The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Trending via Threads:

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Spotted on X:

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

Just landed via Messenger:

In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

Just landed via Twitch:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Making waves on WeChat:

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

Spotted on Telegram:

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

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"Ah, the thrilling paradox of gambling: attempting to get something for nothing, while ending up spending a fortune in the process 🎲💸 It's like chasing after a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, only to find a bill for the rainbow's maintenance fees."

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It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

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Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

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Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

54 shares on Reddit this month:

Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

10 shares on Instagram this month:

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

37 shares on Threads this month:

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

77 shares on Discord this month:

Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

52 shares on X this month:

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

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You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

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Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”

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Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

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Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

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It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

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Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

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The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

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Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

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Live now on Threads:

I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

Breaking via Pinterest:

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

Just shared via Discord:

When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

Going viral on Reddit:

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

Live now on Threads:

Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

Making waves on Messenger:

I wish I had a friend like me.

Trending via Pinterest:

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

Spotted on X:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

Going viral on Reddit:

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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