Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?
  • Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.
  • If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.
  • When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.
  • When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”
  • Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.