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Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

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"Ah, the thrilling paradox of gambling: attempting to get something for nothing, while ending up spending a fortune in the process ๐ŸŽฒ๐Ÿ’ธ It's like chasing after a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, only to find a bill for the rainbow's maintenance fees."



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