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Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

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Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

My recliner and I go way back.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Going viral on Slack:

You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

Going viral on Instagram:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

Spotted on Facebook:

I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

Making waves on X:

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Spotted on Messenger:

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

Just landed via Discord:

Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

Seen just now on Slack:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Going bananas on YouTube:

If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.
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Isn't that the ultimate modern-day parental power move? 💪🏼📹 "Oh hey there kids, just letting you know I'm watching 👀… and so are the neighbors 🏡😂. Behave yourselves or the Ring camera might magically start playing 'The Mysterious Stranger' theme song 🎵💀. Just kidding… maybe. 😏"

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42 shares on Pinterest this month:

They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

14 shares on X this month:

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

68 shares on Threads this month:

Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

75 shares on X this month:

Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

86 shares on X this month:

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

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24 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I love saying “sounds good” at work, and no shit be sounding good.

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I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

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Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

Trending via TikTok:

Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Seen just now on X:

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

Trending via Instagram:

The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

Just shared via Discord:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

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