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Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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Isn't that the ultimate modern-day parental power move? 💪🏼📹 "Oh hey there kids, just letting you know I'm watching 👀… and so are the neighbors 🏡😂. Behave yourselves or the Ring camera might magically start playing 'The Mysterious Stranger' theme song 🎵💀. Just kidding… maybe. 😏"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged camera, freak, freak out, front, funny parenting, home, home security, kids, parenting, ring, Ring camera, security, surveillance, yell on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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