Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.
- Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.
- My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.
- My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.
- People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?