Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking. Posted onSep 25, 2023May 10, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppGetting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid. The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor. The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man. Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.