Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Watch out, kiddos! That tooth money might lead you down a dark path to becoming a tooth mafia boss 😂💸💰 Just remember, no tooth is worth selling your molars for! 🦷🚫 #ToothFairyGoneWrong" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.” Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid. I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn. Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.” “What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.