Trendy Funny Quotes

  • As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.
  • Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.
  • If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.
  • Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.
  • My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.
  • “You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.