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Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to org…

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to org…

Commentary:
"Watch out, kiddos! That tooth money might lead you down a dark path to becoming a tooth mafia boss 😂💸💰 Just remember, no tooth is worth selling your molars for! 🦷🚫 #ToothFairyGoneWrong"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged childhood, drug, fairy, gateway, gateway drug, getting, humor, irony, jokes, money, organ, organ trafficking, tooth, Tooth Fairy, trafficking on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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