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God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Humorous quote about divine regret, featuring witty words on a playful, thought-provoking theme.

Commentary:
"Well, looks like even God has some 'buyer's remorse' moments! πŸ˜„ Maybe next time Noah should've gone with a bigger boat, perhaps a cruise ship 🚒. Lesson learned: always read the fine print before committing to building arks! πŸŒŠβ˜”οΈ #RegretfulArkBuilder"


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