God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.” Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppGod: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret. I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again. Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering. I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read. Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.