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44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

74 shares on Discord this month:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

26 shares on YouTube this month:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

54 shares on Discord this month:

The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

52 shares on Slack this month:

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

24 shares on Discord this month:

I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

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Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

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“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

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Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

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Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

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We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

Going viral on Snapchat:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

Live now on YouTube:

If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

Making waves on YouTube:

I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

Just shared via Reddit:

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Going viral on Twitch:

What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”

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Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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