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  • It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.
  • When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.
  • My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.
  • If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?
  • Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.
  • Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.