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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

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Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

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What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.