Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?
  • Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”
  • At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.
  • I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.
  • Life begins when you can afford it.
  • The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.