Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppGoogled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon. “I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad. The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics. Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results. I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.