Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

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Looks like your diagnosis is in: you’ve got a case of political fever! 🤒🗳️ Remember to take your daily dose of democracy and avoid election stress. Who knew that the best cure for this condition is simply turning off the news? 😄 #SymptomsOfPolitics

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