Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.
- My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.
- I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.
- When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”
- The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.