Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Seems like a classic case of ‘egg-citing’ family reunion gone wrong 🐔🍳 Better egg-splain yourself before the chickens start a coop d'état! 😜" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar. It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner. My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle. I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds. My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.
