Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHad chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar. It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner. My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.
