Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

Commentary:
“Seems like a classic case of ‘egg-citing’ family reunion gone wrong 🐔🍳 Better egg-splain yourself before the chickens start a coop d’état! 😜”

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