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This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

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Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

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4 months ago

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Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

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Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

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I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

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Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

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I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

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Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

94 shares on Instagram this month:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

Just say, “My future husband would never do that,” and move on.

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The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

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It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

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…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

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The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

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Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

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I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

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Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

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If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

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A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

Breaking via Twitch:

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

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Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

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Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

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