Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans. Commentary:"Looks like someone's experiencing the 'lettuce rage' syndrome! 🥗😂 Don't worry, you can always sneak in a burger for dessert! 🍔😉" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add? I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house! Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs. I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad? Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.