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Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's experiencing the 'lettuce rage' syndrome! 🥗😂 Don't worry, you can always sneak in a burger for dessert! 🍔😉"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged angry, diet, food, food humor, humor, i, night, salad, third, third night, vegan on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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