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  • Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.
  • Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.
  • Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.
  • When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.
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  • We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.