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That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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Has anyone noticed what it’s beginning to look a lot like?

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I love men with a provider fetish.

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You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

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It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

64 shares on X this month:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

50 shares on Reddit this month:

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

57 shares on TikTok this month:

My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

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Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

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I forgot how to panic. Help!

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Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

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‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

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I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

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Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

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“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

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I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

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Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

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It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

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Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Spotted on WeChat:

I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

Just landed via YouTube:

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

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That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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