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The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

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My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

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Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

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Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

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My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.