Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my te… Commentary:"Sounds like someone really gummed up their plans! 🦷😄 Next time, don't leave your smile behind!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms. I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!” When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already. When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan! Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.
