Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth. Posted onJan 28, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sounds like someone really gummed up their plans! 🦷😄 Next time, don't leave your smile behind!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms. I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!” Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older. I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile? My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”