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Drive like no one is watching.

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I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

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I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

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I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.