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  • Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?
  • Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.
  • I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.
  • No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.
  • Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”
  • I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.