Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

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I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

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Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.