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The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

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I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

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My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

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Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

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Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

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If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

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I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

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Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

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Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.