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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

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1 month ago

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

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If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

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29 shares on Discord this month:

Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

26 shares on X this month:

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

68 shares on WeChat this month:

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

91 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

Being insane should at least burn calories.

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Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

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I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

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A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

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Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

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Just shared via Facebook:

Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

Going viral on Twitch:

There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

Shared recently on Twitch:

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I miss you (the money I spent).

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

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