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How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

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๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ "So, like, at some point in the future, we might just accidentally start planning a wedding together… NBD, right? ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿคต #CasualProposal"



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