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🤔💍 "So, like, at some point in the future, we might just accidentally start planning a wedding together… NBD, right? 😄👰🤵 #CasualProposal"

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Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

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This email could’ve been sex.

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I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

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Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

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I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

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If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

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I love doing research. I will look up some stuff in a minute.

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Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

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My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

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You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

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How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

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