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Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

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Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

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What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

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Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

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I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

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Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

81 shares on Facebook this month:

“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.

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The real anti-aging regimen is retaining your childlike wonder and whimsy.

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My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

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I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

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I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

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Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

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We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

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Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

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“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

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I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

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My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

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Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

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How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

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Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.

Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

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