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"Ah, the eternal question of fridge magic 🧙‍♂️🍰 Patience is a virtue, they say, but who can wait when cake is at stake? 🕰️🚪 Just keep opening that door and believe in the sweet surprise awaiting you! 🌟🍰"

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It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

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Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

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I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

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How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

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God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

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Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

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I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

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