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Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

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Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

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If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

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Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

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I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

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Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

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HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

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You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.