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"Ah, the eternal question of fridge magic 🧙‍♂️🍰 Patience is a virtue, they say, but who can wait when cake is at stake? 🕰️🚪 Just keep opening that door and believe in the sweet surprise awaiting you! 🌟🍰"

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Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

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Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

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I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

58 shares on Reddit this month:

I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

45 shares on Threads this month:

Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

22 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

45 shares on Telegram this month:

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

39 shares on YouTube this month:

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

62 shares on Messenger this month:

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

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We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

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5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

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They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

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Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

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Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

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It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

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I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

Live now on YouTube:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.

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