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  • You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.
  • I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.
  • If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.
  • Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.
  • One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”
  • No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.