I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

Commentary:
"Sounds like that thief just couldn't handle the hard-hitting fashion choices of the homeowner! 💥 Who knew a walk-in closet could double as a ninja ambush? 🕶️🪓 Here's hoping the next intruder at least leaves a note praising your impeccable taste in clothing! 📝👗 #ClosetConcussions"