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Have you tried complaining about it?

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Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

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How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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44 shares on Discord this month:

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

36 shares on Pinterest this month:

Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.

59 shares on Slack this month:

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

63 shares on X this month:

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

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Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

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Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

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If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

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The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

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The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

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Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

Spotted on Instagram:

It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Going viral on Instagram:

Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.

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Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

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Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

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Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

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How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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