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"Brace yourselves, folks, this person's filter is on vacation! 😂🔊 Remember, honesty is the best policy… but maybe in moderation? 🙊😅 #SayItLikeYouMeanIt"

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Trending Funny Quotes 👇

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

1 month ago

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Love is in the air fryer.

1 month ago

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Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

1 month ago

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Hold on, let me overthink this.

4 weeks ago

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I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

4 weeks ago

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

4 weeks ago

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Random Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

97 shares on Threads this month:

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

69 shares on TikTok this month:

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

57 shares on Threads this month:

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

14 shares on Threads this month:

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

16 shares on X this month:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

My body is a temple. An ancient, creaky temple with questionable plumbing.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Discord:

Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

Going viral on X:

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

Going viral on Reddit:

“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

Spotted on TikTok:

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

Making waves on Facebook:

The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

Love is in the air fryer.

Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

Hold on, let me overthink this.

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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