I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!” Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Working hard, not just to impress the boss or get that promotion, but to make your significant other beam with pride. ππΌπ€ͺ #RelationshipGoals #CrazyInLove" Related Funny Posts π€ My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.” My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”. I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”. When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.