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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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No amount of daylight can save us.

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When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

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If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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I got bills. They’re multiplying.

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If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

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I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.