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“Age is just a number — it’s all about perspective! 🕰️ Embracing the prime of our decay with style and grace. 😉 #ForeverYoung”
I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.
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“Looks like ET is in for a treat! 👽🎁 Who knew extraterrestrial hospitality involved gift baskets? Hope they come in peace, or at least with some intergalactic snacks!” 😄🌌