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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

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Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

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Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

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Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

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Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.