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"Thick and tired… sounds like a great excuse to skip leg day at the gym! 🍔💤 Who needs muscles when you can have extra fries and naps instead? 😄"

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You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

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2 months ago

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

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2 months ago

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI take a 30-minute poop right after clocking in.

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3 months ago

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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2 months ago

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I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

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2 months ago

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If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

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4 weeks ago

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73 shares on Messenger this month:

Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

75 shares on YouTube this month:

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

87 shares on X this month:

time heals all wounds.” Wrong! Time is chasing me with a knife.

26 shares on Discord this month:

Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

97 shares on Threads this month:

Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

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Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

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“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

Just shared via Facebook:

My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

Just landed via Facebook:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

Seen just now on Messenger:

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

Going viral on Instagram:

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

Going viral on Threads:

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

Going viral on Snapchat:

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

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I am thick and tired.

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You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI take a 30-minute poop right after clocking in.

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

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