I am thick and tired.

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It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

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Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

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I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

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Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

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Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

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You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

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Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.