I am thick and tired. Commentary:"Thick and tired… sounds like a great excuse to skip leg day at the gym! 🍔💤 Who needs muscles when you can have extra fries and naps instead? 😄" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired. I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying. I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today. I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired. I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.