I am under no obligation to make sense to you. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs logic when you have sass? 💁♀️✨ Remember, I make as much sense as a unicorn riding a skateboard. 🦄🛹" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes. Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave. Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense. Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me. Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.