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I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

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Oh, so your smoke detector moonlights as a critic, huh? πŸš¨πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³ Must be giving those Gordon Ramsay vibes with all that yelling! πŸ”₯πŸ˜‚ Looks like your cooking really has a flair for the dramatic! 🀣πŸ”₯ #KitchenDrama

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged call, cook, cooking, detector, every, gordon, Gordon Ramsay, humor, i, joke, kitchen, me, ramsay, screams, smoke, smoke detector, time on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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