Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!
  • I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.
  • I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.
  • “Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!
  • You should be able to google why a couple broke up.
  • Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.