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"Ah, golf, where mastering the art of doing the least wins you the game! It's like the Olympics for lazy perfectionists. 🏌️‍♂️⛳️ #LessIsMore"

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I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

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Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

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Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

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Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

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I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

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To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

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Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

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I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

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If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

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Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

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For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

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The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

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Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

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So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

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If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

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I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

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I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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