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You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

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Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

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When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

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It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

Live now on Snapchat:

Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

Freshly posted on X:

Strict parents raise good liars.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Live now on Telegram:

Twitter is an abusement park.

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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🤣 Oh, the innocence of thinking high school was stress-inducing! Little did we know adulting would be a whole new level of chaos and confusion. Remember when the highlight of our day was worrying about passing a math test? Those were the good ol' days of blissful ignorance! 😅 #AdultingIsHard #StressLevel1000

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Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Pinterest:

They’re making me do work at work.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

Spotted on Telegram:

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

Going viral on YouTube:

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

Just shared via Pinterest:

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

Just shared via Facebook:

I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

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