Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.
  • All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.
  • Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.
  • Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.
  • So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.
  • My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.