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I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

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🚪😂 "I don’t need everything handed to me on a silver platter, just slide it through the door like a stealthy delivery ninja. Bonus points if you can ring the doorbell without waking the cat! 😜🐱"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged convenience, delivery, door, everything, expectation, humor, i, irony, just, laziness, me, outside on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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