I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🚪😂 "I don’t need everything handed to me on a silver platter, just slide it through the door like a stealthy delivery ninja. Bonus points if you can ring the doorbell without waking the cat! 😜🐱" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work. If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this. Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.” You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too. It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.
