I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven. If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted. When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work. Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read. There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.