I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

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Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

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My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

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My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

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Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.