Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.
  • Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.
  • One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.
  • If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.
  • Does running away from my problems count as cardio?
  • It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.