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Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

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Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

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54 shares on Messenger this month:

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

71 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

61 shares on Telegram this month:

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

70 shares on Threads this month:

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

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I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

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I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

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Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

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Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

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Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

Spotted on Messenger:

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

Live now on Messenger:

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

Making waves on Pinterest:

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

Just landed via YouTube:

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

Just shared via Messenger:

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

Trending via TikTok:

Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

Seen just now on Threads:

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The world started without permission again.

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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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