I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

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You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

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People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

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Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

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My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

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I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?