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Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

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I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

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I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

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Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.