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"Who needs money and fame when you can have a whole lot of wrongness instead? 🤪💸 Embracing the chaos one post at a time! 😂📱 #WrongButFunny"

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66 shares on YouTube this month:

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

47 shares on Discord this month:

Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

49 shares on Discord this month:

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

82 shares on Threads this month:

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

87 shares on Facebook this month:

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

79 shares on Slack this month:

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

52 shares on Discord this month:

Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

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Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

You’d think, with the amount of overthinking I do, I’d make the right decision.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

When the weather gets warmer, I will become unstoppable. As long as it doesn’t get too warm, then I will be stoppable.

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Going viral on Slack:

The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

Breaking via TikTok:

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Making waves on Reddit:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

Trending via Reddit:

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

Going bananas on YouTube:

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Spotted on Threads:

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

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I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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