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I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

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3 weeks ago

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I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

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2 months ago

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A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

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5 months ago

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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2 months ago

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

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2 months ago

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I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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2 months ago

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95 shares on Reddit this month:

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

50 shares on Instagram this month:

Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

65 shares on WeChat this month:

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

I hope my email finds you enraged.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

96 shares on Threads this month:

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

51 shares on WeChat this month:

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

58 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Have your guardian angel call my guardian angel.

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I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

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Stop dating if you have no car.

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I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

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Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

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Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

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Making waves on TikTok:

Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

Breaking via TikTok:

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Just landed via Telegram:

Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

Breaking via X:

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

Trending via YouTube:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money.

Breaking via Telegram:

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Breaking via X:

I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

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I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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