I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

Commentary:
“Who needs money and fame when you can have a whole lot of wrongness instead? 🤪💸 Embracing the chaos one post at a time! 😂📱 #WrongButFunny”

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  • Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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  • The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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