I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis. Posted on4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis. Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe. Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.
