Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”
- Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.
- The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.
- The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!
- We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.