I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis. The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone! We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.
