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  • I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.
  • I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.
  • My swear jar is having a very profitable week.
  • “You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.
  • Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.
  • Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!