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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

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Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

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Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

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Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

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97 shares on Slack this month:

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

10 shares on Telegram this month:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

20 shares on WeChat this month:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased.

49 shares on Discord this month:

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

69 shares on X this month:

I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

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Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

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The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

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Breaking via LinkedIn:

It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

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Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

Shared recently on Slack:

It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

Making waves on Pinterest:

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Going viral on Instagram:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

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I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

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