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I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

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2 months ago

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Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

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1 month ago

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I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

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1 month ago

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Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

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1 month ago

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Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

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1 month ago

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Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

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1 month ago

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52 shares on Messenger this month:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

71 shares on YouTube this month:

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

39 shares on Discord this month:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

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Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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Making waves on X:

People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

Spotted on Slack:

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

Just landed via Instagram:

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Trending via TikTok:

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

Trending via Threads:

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

Seen just now on Threads:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

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I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

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I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

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