I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

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Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

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Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

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I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

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The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

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If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

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I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

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Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

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I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.