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"Who needs reality TV when you have neighbors providing front row seats to their drama? 🍿🎭 Maybe invest in some theater classes instead of couple's therapy? 🤭🎬 #neighborlyentertainment"

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For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

1 month ago
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Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

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I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

4 months ago
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I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

2 months ago
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It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

2 months ago
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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

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Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

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I want the dreams to chase me for once.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

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If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

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No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

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I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

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Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

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I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

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Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

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