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- I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.
- My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.
- It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.
- I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.
- I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.