I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs reality TV when you have neighbors providing front row seats to their drama? 🍿🎭 Maybe invest in some theater classes instead of couple's therapy? 🤭🎬 #neighborlyentertainment" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want. My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes. When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!” It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said. I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”