I embarrass myself in front of myself.

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Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

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We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.