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Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

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It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

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The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

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You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

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You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

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I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

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45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

87 shares on Discord this month:

No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

88 shares on Messenger this month:

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

98 shares on WeChat this month:

Microdosing Christmas by being present.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

81 shares on YouTube this month:

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

93 shares on Slack this month:

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

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Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

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My life coach traded me.

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Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

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Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

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Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

Live now on Pinterest:

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

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Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Going viral on WeChat:

The elder Zoomer speaks of the Wii with reverence.

Just shared via Facebook:

You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

Trending via Facebook:

I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

Spotted on YouTube:

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

How does a government that takes 40% of everyone’s money end up being trillions in debt?

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I embarrass myself in front of myself.

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You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

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