I embarrass myself in front of myself. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI embarrass myself in front of myself. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?” Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day. My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror. I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.
