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People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

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My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

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Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

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If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

(at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

70 shares on X this month:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

98 shares on WeChat this month:

Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

79 shares on Pinterest this month:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

11 shares on Threads this month:

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

90 shares on Discord this month:

“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

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Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

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I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

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Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

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Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

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‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

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An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

Making waves on WeChat:

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

Just landed via YouTube:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Trending via Reddit:

Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

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Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

Making waves on X:

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

Just shared via Threads:

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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I embarrass myself in front of myself.

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My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

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