I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

Commentary:
"Taking a stroll through the woods is a thrilling game of survival 😅🐻 Who needs a treadmill when you have the great outdoors ready to keep you on your toes…literally? Just don't forget the bear repellent and maybe a snack for the bear too, you know, as a peace offering 🍯🐾"