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“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

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“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

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My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

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If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

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It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

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Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

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Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

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Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

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I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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