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What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

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The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

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My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

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I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.