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The lion can’t keep living like this.

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When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

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Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

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Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

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Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

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Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

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May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

The lion can’t keep living like this.

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

Doctor said I am terminally chill.

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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