Commentary:
"Followed my heart and found a fridge full of possibilities! Who needs a map when you can follow the scent of pizza?
Let your heart guide you to the land of leftovers and midnight snacks!
#FridgeIsBae"
New funny quotes 
Commentary:
"Next time you're feeling low, just remember – you're the Michael Phelps of sperm! Keep swimming, champ!"
Commentary:
"Setting your alarm to applause for waking up at 7am is a brilliant idea – after all, it's basically a standing ovation for adulting before most people even hit snooze for the first time!"
Commentary:
"Who needs 'love' when you have 'leftovers'? Live life to the fullest, laugh heartily, and always remember that the real joy lies in the delicious remnants waiting in the fridge!"
Commentary:
"Well, it seems like someone accidentally ordered the disappointment special without realizing it! Maybe next time they should stick to the menu items labeled 'Happiness' and 'Success' instead."
Commentary:
Looks like your husband is working on building things, while you're focusing on building your wardrobe! Talk about a workshop with stylish benefits!
Commentary:
"Who says you can't have your wine and eat it too? This chef knows the secret ingredient to a good meal – just keep pouring until the food tastes as good as the chef feels!"
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I'm open to feedback' dance – where compliments waltz in and critiques get the cold shoulder. It's like saying you're open to new Netflix recommendations when all you really want is someone to tell you how great your taste in shows is. Keep those compliments coming, feedback can wait in the green room!"
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal question – are we experiencing a life review or just a really aggressive browser shutdown? Either way, let's hope we had some interesting tabs open!"
Commentary:
"God, I know good things come to those who wait, but a little update on the shipping status of my soulmate wouldn't hurt, right? Just want to make sure they're not lost in transit!"
Commentary:
"Well, comparing yourself to others is like comparing apples to oranges – both are fruit, but they're totally different! So, embrace your uniqueness and let your inner beauty shine without worrying about being compared to anyone else… unless you're being compared to a potato, then maybe worry a little."