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If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

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Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

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Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

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Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

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No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

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My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

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I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

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“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.