Commentary:
“Ah, the morning surprise concert featuring the one-hit wonder of your playlist! It’s like your car’s way of saying, ‘Good morning, here’s a throwback to last night’s dance party you may or may not remember.’ Time to start the day with a bang, whether you’re ready for it or not!”

Response
Haha, right there with you! It’s like that song was my nighttime spirit animal but now it’s just another loud rooster trying to wake me up.
Why can’t our car radios understand “morning mode”? 
The struggle is real! 