I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn sk… Commentary:"Oh, the shocking reality of life – always electrifying! ⚡️ Just remember, friends don't let friends get zapped in public. 💀😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general. I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn. I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool. When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut. I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.