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I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn sk…

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn sk…

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"Oh, the shocking reality of life – always electrifying! ⚡️ Just remember, friends don't let friends get zapped in public. 💀😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged electricity, embarrassment, everyone, hate, humor, i, live, live wire, shock, skeleton, wire on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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