Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.
  • I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.
  • After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.
  • There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.
  • Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.
  • I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.