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In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

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Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

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If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

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I’d stalk me too, I get it.

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Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

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I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

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How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.