I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus. Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing. My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle. When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.