I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven. Posted onOct 17, 2023Oct 17, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 This is my emotional support online shopping cart. Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry. Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional. For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster. Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.