I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven. Commentary:"Looks like that chicken is doing double duty today – supporting you emotionally and filling your belly! 🐔🥘 Hopefully it's seasoned with love and understanding! 😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift. Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you? I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara. Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious. But that was my emotional support daylight.
