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Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

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Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

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Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

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I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

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If I were you, I would rather be me.

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Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.