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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

Commentary:
"Looks like that chicken is doing double duty today – supporting you emotionally and filling your belly! 🐔🥘 Hopefully it's seasoned with love and understanding! 😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chicken, cooking, emotional, emotional support, food, humor, i, oven, pet, roasting, support on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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