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Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

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Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

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Going viral on YouTube:

Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

Going viral on Telegram:

Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

Breaking via Messenger:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Just landed via TikTok:

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

Shared recently on Facebook:

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

Shared recently on Telegram:

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Going viral on YouTube:

Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

Trending via Messenger:

Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

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Looks like someone's relationship is feeling the burn… 🔥🤣 Seems like "fun to be around" could use a little makeover in the truth department! Who knew Tinder could be the ultimate expose tool! 😂 #RelationshipDrama #TinderTales

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62 shares on Facebook this month:

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

21 shares on Instagram this month:

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

98 shares on WeChat this month:

I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

69 but we both just farting.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?

18 shares on Pinterest this month:

Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

29 shares on Twitch this month:

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

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There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

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If porn damages your brain, and writing develops your brain, does writing porn even it out?

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Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

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Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Spotted on Snapchat:

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

Just landed via Discord:

I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

Going viral on Telegram:

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

Making waves on Threads:

Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

Just shared via Telegram:

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

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