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If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

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Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

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She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

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If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

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Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.