I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

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Looks like someone's relationship is feeling the burn… 🔥🤣 Seems like "fun to be around" could use a little makeover in the truth department! Who knew Tinder could be the ultimate expose tool! 😂 #RelationshipDrama #TinderTales

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