Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
Looks like those 3K+ people need to find their moral compass 🧭 because lying about a recipe is truly a culinary crime! 🤥🍳 Hope they whip up a better batch of honesty next time! 😉👩‍🍳

awful, cooking, disappointment, humor, i, just, lie, people, recipe

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

0

2 months ago

awkwardness, conversation, elephant, humor, metaphor, right, room, situation, us
You don’t scare me, I was married once.

0

2 months ago

bravery, divorce, fear, humor, i, marriage, married, me, once, relationship, scare, wit
It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

0

2 months ago

backwards, double, double meaning, humor, ironic, irony, joke, language, language joke, meaning, parts, playful, pun, reverse, reverse spelling, spelling, spells, wordplay
I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

0

2 months ago

awake, bedtime, child, clean, exceptions, house, humor, new, past, policy, sleep
So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

0

2 months ago

adult, adulthood, doing, doing stuff, Googling, humor, just, learning, life, life skills, reality, responsibility, skills, stuff
If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

0

5 months ago

ask, hang, hang out, humor, interaction, invitation, me, rejection, sarcasm, say, social, social interaction, want

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

20 shares on Discord this month:

Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

24 shares on Messenger this month:

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

46 shares on Slack this month:

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

16 shares on Discord this month:

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on X:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

Trending via Twitch:

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Shared recently on Discord:

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

Trending via YouTube:

Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

Just shared via Messenger:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Making waves on Discord:

I’m tired of things costing money.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

Seen just now on Reddit:

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

Just shared via Slack:

What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

Related Funny Posts 🤝

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

You don’t scare me, I was married once.

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨