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  • Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.
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  • Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.
  • Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.
  • Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
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