I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

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Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

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I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.